Pogo Stick Admirer Pillows

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Teddy and friends.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Old Frogs' Home

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Unplug and chill out."

Penguin identity parade

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

Bird Messaging

There goes the neighborhood

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

Noah's fridge

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'