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"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

Prisoner escaping on pogo stick.

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

'You're breaking up.'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

COWS: Cow Pong

Old Frogs' Home

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Ping Pong Handshake.

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

conversing using table tennis technology

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Failed business ventures.

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Stop/Hop

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'There's not enough horses for all the new recruits so some of you will be using pogo sticks.'

'I told her she was no spring chicken.'

I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?

'The office is really hopping today.'

'So, do you want me to give that pogo stick to the charity shop. Or, do you want another go at it when you get out of here?'