Pogo Stick Champion Gifts

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Haute Chinese

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

You dropped something.

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Failed business ventures.

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

"Hide all the chopsticks."

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Stop/Hop

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'There's not enough horses for all the new recruits so some of you will be using pogo sticks.'

'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'

I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?

'The office is really hopping today.'

'You're breaking up.'

"The stick maker!"