Pogo Sticking Gifts

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

Pogo Sticks On Ice

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Old Frogs' Home

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

conversing using table tennis technology

'If that's Bo-Peep, you haven't seen me...'

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Failed business ventures.

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

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Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

Stop/Hop

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

'There's not enough horses for all the new recruits so some of you will be using pogo sticks.'

'I told her she was no spring chicken.'

I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?

"The stick maker!"