Pogo Stick Performer Mugs

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

A smart alec boy

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Melody Cockroach.

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

Pianist Fraud

Ping Pong Handshake.

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Failed business ventures.

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

'Shut up.'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Boy and horse rider

Money needed for music lessons.

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"

Stop/Hop

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.