Big Stick Collector Pillows

Dog with enormous stick.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Teapot

Jason and the Aga notes,

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

God's Sticky Notes

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

Dog Sticker Family

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Match Point

Bassoon musical instrument.

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

The Carrot and Stick.

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'I keep everything on a memory stick these days.'

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

Witches

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

Decals and stickers for your bike.