Usb Stick Collector Gifts

Data Stick Dreads

Grace For Flies

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

The Missing Sock Returns

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Cow's straw

Ask me about my litter! !

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Teapot

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

God's Sticky Notes

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Sorry'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

'He got a hole in one today.'

The dead sea scrolls

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

Edmund Spenser

Dog Sticker Family

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.