Stick Collector Gifts

"The applications are limitless."

"I see you brought a stick. I'm impressed. You've done your homework."

The Carrot and Stick.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Made your point.'

"Who’s my little overachiever?"

"Congratulations on your 1000th stick!"

"The applications are limitless."

He keeps throwing it away and I keep trying to recycle it.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'My very first stick.'

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

"Some manage with a carrot, and others, with a stick. I find success with both."

Grace For Flies

The Missing Sock Returns

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Cow's straw

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Teapot

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

God's Sticky Notes

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Sorry'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

'He got a hole in one today.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'