Yardstick Collector Gifts

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Teapot

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

All Major Cash Honored.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

Dog Sticker Family

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

"Foul!"

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

Match Point

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Bassoon musical instrument.

The Carrot and Stick.

He keeps throwing it away and I keep trying to recycle it.

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

Data Stick Dreads

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

Witches

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."