Yardstick Collector Mugs

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Teapot

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

All Major Cash Honored.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Dog Sticker Family

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

Match Point

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Foul!"

Bassoon musical instrument.

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

The Carrot and Stick.

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

Witches

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

Data Stick Dreads

'I keep everything on a memory stick these days.'

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

Decals and stickers for your bike.

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'