Popsicle Stick Collector Mugs

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

Cow's straw

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

I brake for federal bailouts.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Long Corkscrew

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I break for toilet paper

Parts of an automobile

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Honk if you're holy.

Cat with bumper stickers.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

Dog Sticker Family

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"The applications are limitless."

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand