Car Sticker Collector Mugs

Car stickers on windscreen 'Ben' 'Her'

Limousine sticker reads Honk if you favour abolishing all taxes!

Wordless - Monster on board

"We don't rely much on resumes anymore. We're more interested in your social media accounts, tattoos and bumper stickers."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

How am I abducting?

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'God's speed.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

I brake for federal bailouts.

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

I break for toilet paper

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Honk if you're holy.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Acme Flyswatters.