Stripe Collector Gifts

Teapot

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Jazz is Invented

Cow's straw

Six jazz instruments.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

The dead sea scrolls

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

Dog Sticker Family

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Edmund Spenser

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"The applications are limitless."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Made your point.'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

Bassoon musical instrument.