Stripe Collector Gifts

Teapot

Cow's straw

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

The dead sea scrolls

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Edmund Spenser

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

Dog Sticker Family

"The applications are limitless."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'Made your point.'

Bassoon musical instrument.

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

String Quartet Vending Machine

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe