Stripe Lover Gifts

Stripy Jumpers

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Teapot

'Quick, open the back door!'

cat singing into microphone

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

Two women in jeweled dresses

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

Uniformed but Passionate

Heat Wave Podium

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

Penguin wearing Slippers

Sailor and car

"Respect man!"

Say it with cacti

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

Runner with a kick-starter.

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

"He took an Alka-Seltzer and now he thinks he’s sparkling."

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

'As the young pretender I had hoped to get my head on a postage stamp'

"Oh, I just find vertical stripes more flattering for my figure."

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

Thinking about Rugby

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

Snake complaining about the stripes making her look fat.

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

Punk's Spiky Hair Serves as a Bed of Needles.