Stripe Sweater Admirer Gifts

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Romance

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Sailor and car

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

Bauble

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Turtleneck Alternatives

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.