Striped Shirt Admirer Gifts

Wine and Stripes

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Iliadette.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Blue Dress

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

Victorian woman at a bar.

French man holding a dish.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

cat singing into microphone

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Running in please pass

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

It had to be you!