Striped Shirt Admirer Gifts

Wine and Stripes

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Iliadette.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Blue Dress

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

Frank Sinatra.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

French man holding a dish.

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

Victorian woman at a bar.

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

cat singing into microphone

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

It had to be you!

The five orders of periwigs

Running in please pass

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!

Louis Armstrong