Striped Style Aficionado Gifts

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Bald Man Overcomb

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trendies, INC

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Austin Powers

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

The Grim Rapper

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"