Striped Style Aficionado Gifts

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bald Man Overcomb

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Austin Powers

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

The Grim Rapper

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'