Strip Club Aficionado Gifts

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"The worst part is that he's getting paid more than we are."

Mobius Stripper

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Champagne

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Thank you, Sir."

"Do you mind?"

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Brew Clubs

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Nerd night at the club.

"Welcome to our private banking group."

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"Let's address the sexy elephant in the room, and see if he wants to party."

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"You. You. And you."

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'