Strip Club Aficionado T-Shirts

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"The worst part is that he's getting paid more than we are."

Mobius Stripper

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Champagne

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Do you mind?"

"Thank you, Sir."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Brew Clubs

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Nerd night at the club.

"Welcome to our private banking group."

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.