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"Okay, now that I'm not wearing trainers or jeans can I come in?"

Embarrassing Dancer.

"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."

'Your dating profile was right. You really do know how to show a girl a good time.'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

City centre pub.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Vaccine passport required

"Thank you, Sir."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Party Party!

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Bouncer.