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'So-what's your problem?'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

City centre pub.

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"Thank you, Sir."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Vaccine passport required

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

A couple of birds out on the town.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Time-of-the-month club.

Bouncer.

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'