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Over 70's Club - No Entry Without Slippers and Dentures.

'...then he asked me to drive down the road with the mobile to give him phone sex.'

'apparently there are different ways to let the cat out for the night!'

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Bryan Ferry

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

City centre pub.

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Thank you, Sir."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Vaccine passport required

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"The estranged string trio."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."