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'...And then, my income and outgo collided!'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Drunk night out.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

The Snooze Bar.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Bryan Ferry

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Dance.