Nightlife Lovers Pillows

'...And then, my income and outgo collided!'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Drunk night out.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Bryan Ferry

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Fried chickens.'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Dance.