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"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bryan Ferry

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'