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Snob Vision

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Bryan Ferry

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Man...You age great!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Scarpia's Palace

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Dance.

Redhead

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

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