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Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I love this time of day."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Scarpia's Palace

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Dance.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Clubbing

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

The Walk of Shame