Clubbing Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"You're never home."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The club scene is really changing."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Wine at the Bar

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'Picasso'

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

Coffee Time Crossword

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Bleak House

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

The Croucho Club

Devil Smokes Cigar