Club Clashing Connoisseur T-Shirts

Things get heated at the outing.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Theatre Crowd

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

C Day Lewis.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

The Croucho Club

Pizza and Related Searches.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.