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Things get heated at the outing.

Theatre Crowd

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Bleak House

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

The Croucho Club

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"Out? What are you, blind?"