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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

The Cremaster Cycle

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"Herb's from Texas."

The Kali De Milo.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Chinese History: Redwash

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

3D Theatre

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Musical Vases

The drinker.

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Burger stall at an art gallery