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"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"OMG, LOL!"

The Selfie

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"Herb's from Texas."

Hoxton map.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Bernard Levin

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

Easter Island

Californians Abroad.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'How God invented polish'

'It's all hand made.'

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

"Might I sound a note of caution?"