Clash Of Cultures Aficionado Pillows

"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"OMG, LOL!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

The Selfie

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"Herb's from Texas."

Hoxton map.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

Californians Abroad.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Easter Island

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'How God invented polish'

'It's all hand made.'

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

The Month of April

Broken artefact in the museum