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The Met Presents: Karaoke Night

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Californians Abroad.

Low Noon.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

A Wrestler Abroad

Perplexed Farmer

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

A Cornish Man

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'