Culture Clash Lover Pillows

Urban Bumpkins

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

Californians Abroad.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Country trees visit the city.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

A Wrestler Abroad

Perplexed Farmer

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

A Cornish Man

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'