Culture Clash Aficionado Pillows

"Why, no, Zeke, I didn’t read Jesse Barron’s interview with Rachel Kushner in the spring issue of The Paris Review."

'This don't look like a pic-nic kinda park, ma.'

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Californians Abroad.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

A Wrestler Abroad

Perplexed Farmer

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

A Cornish Man

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

General Store Modernises