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"Why, no, Zeke, I didn’t read Jesse Barron’s interview with Rachel Kushner in the spring issue of The Paris Review."

'This don't look like a pic-nic kinda park, ma.'

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Low Noon.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Californians Abroad.

"My mind is still on vacation."

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Perplexed Farmer

A Wrestler Abroad

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

A Cornish Man

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.