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Perplexed Farmer

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Low Noon.

"Really? I didn't know West Hampstead went that far west"

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'What clan do you belong to?'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Iliadette.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"My mind is still on vacation."

Pyramid Skiers

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Overly wordy travel.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

The Dali 'Bama.

Rocket charmer.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts