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"Hey, come over here-that little Dutch kid is back."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Californians Abroad.

'I'm on the plain.'

Low Noon.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Perplexed Farmer

A Wrestler Abroad

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

A Cornish Man

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'