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"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

Californians Abroad.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

A Wrestler Abroad

Perplexed Farmer

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

A Cornish Man

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

General Store Modernises