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"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Low Noon.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Californians Abroad.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Country trees visit the city.

Perplexed Farmer

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

A Wrestler Abroad

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

A Cornish Man

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"

General Store Modernises