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'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Californians Abroad.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Country trees visit the city.

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

A Wrestler Abroad

Perplexed Farmer

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

A Cornish Man

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"