Culture Clash Afficionado Pillows

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Californians Abroad.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

Low Noon.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Country trees visit the city.

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Perplexed Farmer

A Wrestler Abroad

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

A Cornish Man

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"