Culture Clash Aficionados Pillows

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Take me to your lederhosen!"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

'How are they going to get it up to French room temperature?'

Indians: 'At last.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Californians Abroad.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Perplexed Farmer

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

A Wrestler Abroad

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

A Cornish Man

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'