Cultural Clash Enjoyers Pillows

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"My mind is still on vacation."

Low Noon.

Californians Abroad.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

A Wrestler Abroad

Perplexed Farmer

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

A Cornish Man

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"