Cultural Clash Enjoyers Mugs

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"My mind is still on vacation."

Californians Abroad.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

A Wrestler Abroad

Perplexed Farmer

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

'The opera cards come in a p.o.p display. Can we mve the beef jerky down a smidge?'