Cultural Clash Observer Pillows

Californians Abroad.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Low Noon.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Country trees visit the city.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Perplexed Farmer

A Wrestler Abroad

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

A Cornish Man

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

General Store Modernises

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"