Culture Clash Explorer Pillows

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Jed Talks

A Wrestler Abroad

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Low Noon.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"My mind is still on vacation."

Californians Abroad.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Perplexed Farmer

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'