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'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Jed Talks

A Wrestler Abroad

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Californians Abroad.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

"My mind is still on vacation."

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Perplexed Farmer

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

A Cornish Man

Two weeks ago: Hear ye, all you tweeting, blogging, Facebooking, Instagramming caf

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'