Culture Clash Explorers Pillows

"I don't think I like this movie."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Cossack dancers

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

Californians Abroad.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

A Wrestler Abroad

Fart. Le Poot.

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

A Cornish Man

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"