Culture Clash Explorers Pillows

"I don't think I like this movie."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Cossack dancers

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Californians Abroad.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

A Wrestler Abroad

Fart. Le Poot.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Two weeks ago: Hear ye, all you tweeting, blogging, Facebooking, Instagramming caf

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

A Cornish Man

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'