Culture Contrast Aficionado Pillows

"Where in hell is New York?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"OMG, LOL!"

The Selfie

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Hoxton map.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Bernard Levin

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

Easter Island

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Overly wordy travel.

'How God invented polish'

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

Country trees visit the city.

The Month of April

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

King Gama

Cultchah!

Gallery of Expressionist Art