Cultural Contrast Fan Pillows

Overly wordy travel.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Punkins

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Slalom

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Pyramid Skiers

Gym/Tan/Donut

Low Noon.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Rocket charmer.

The Dali 'Bama.

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

Perplexed Farmer

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Welcome to the British Museum...

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'